Chelsea Romenous
Intellistudent of the Week, 4-21-08
Chelsea didn't write a bio "per se" (that's a big, fancy latin word for something or another...I just use it to sound smart)...but she did give us some info about herself that we'd love to share with all of you
For instance, if Chelsea won the lottery, guess what she'd do with it? If you said, "Save the children of the world"...well, you're wrong. She'd get a boob job. True story. Oh yeah -- she'd also pay off her loans or something like that...we couldn't really read past the first part
She also told me that if she could sit next to ANYONE on a cross-country flight -- anyone at all, living or dead -- she'd choose Crackerman and me. Chelsea, you sweet talker, you. You know how to win awards, huh? Tell a guy like Scuzzy that you're gonna get a boob job and sit next to him on a cross-country flight -- damn, girl! You can be Intellistudent of the Week anytime!
Comments:1Crackerman said: "Jeez. Just when I'd regained the ability to concentrate since last Halloween, you go and post another pic of Chelsea." 2Johnson Babatunde said: "i really somebody like chelsea.love you.even you are looking gorgious when looking through your pics. keep it up.one love no shaking." 3Stephanie said: "i thought this was about SMART AND INTELLIGENT students.. not girls that want boob jobs and suck up to "uncle scuzzy". That's pathetic! We should have role models for intellistudent of the week.. not girl's with materialistic views. And honestly, she's pretty, but not very." 4Scuzzy said: "Lighten up, Stephanie. Jeez...I bet you're a hell of a time at parties!" 5Fabrice said: "I thought that this was a spiritually founded organization?" 6Scuzzy said: "What in the WORLD made you think THAT?!?!" 7Crackerman said: "Sucking up to Uncle Scuzzy is very smart. And did you know that Marilyn Vos Savant, Albert Einstein and Stephen Hawking *all* had boob jobs? Now who's the role model, eh Stephanie?" 8Debbie said: "Oh come on Steph, live a little. Chelsea seems like she has her act together...nice GPA, plus looks..not to mention having scuzzy and crackerman wrapped around her finger...you go girl." 9Debbie said: "Albert Einstein? I'm going to have to google that..." 10M said: "Please remove me from this sight i thought this was real money for school not a sleezy way to access porn now i understan the scuzzy part i want no part of it" 11Scuzzy said: "Well, "M" -- you were not "on" this "sight" until you posted this ridiculous comment, which begs the question...why the hell did you add yourself to this "sleezy" "sight"?
Oh -- and even if I was a kind and forgiving soul and wanted to remove you, I couldn't because YOU DIDN'T LEAVE YOUR NAME!" 12Zack said: "I believe I've won the intellistudent of the week, but is this an actual award site, or just discussion forum? Pssh, I'd love any form of award I could get, but I'm not trying to be scammed." 13Scuzzy said: "The award is having your picture and bio posted on this site for millions to see. No scam. A scam would probably involve us somehow trying to get money from you, and we're not. I suppose technically we could be really "trying" to scam you but so terrible at it that we forgot the money part...but no -- we're not that stupid. Picture and bio on the site -- you'll take it and you'll LIKE it! ;)" 14cital said: "boob job? why do people want boob jobs so badly? im happy with my small boobies. YAY FOR FLAT-CHESTED BROADS AND MEMEBERS OF THE ITTY BITTY TITTY COMMITEE! lol" |
