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Not only are shoes
cheaper on the Internet, but you don't
have to walk around a shoe store with one new shoe
and old shoe, desperately seeking a mirror that's
five inches tall and glued to the ground.
No, you can't try them
on if you buy them online, but who are you, your
mom? You're in college and you don't know what size
shoe you wear? Break the chains of parental
hypnosis and buy something without trying
it on. Next thing you know, you'll be running with
scissors, leaving the front door open to heat the
entire outside world, and maybe even putting a toaster
next to the bathtub.
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Wal*Mart
The world's largest retailer and leader in being sued
by former employees, current employees, immigrants,
labor groups, women, men, children, "little people",
fashion designers, parents and gypsies, Wal-Mart also
happens to be a pretty damned convenient place to shop.
Wal*Mart 
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