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That's a nice computer
you're using there. No, really. I like the
retro look. I like my keyboard with crumbs
all over it, a monitor smeared with fingerprints
and a CPU that makes more noise than microwave popcorn.
Congrats on that.
On the other hand,
you have options. Computers are cheaper
these days than a weekend of binge-drinking
(if you're in New York or L.A., make that six hours
of binge drinking). And even if you don't want to
spring for a new machine, read about how to make
the most out of what you've got.
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Dell Computers
They should change the name of these computers to Dell-ightful! Ok -- that was dumb. But they
do have good systems. We are typing on one right now.
Grxlzbyehj. See? Only kidding, of course. We really dig the Dell computers. Cheap and reliable -- like your mom.
Dell.Com 
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Circuit City
Where we come from, you are either a Circuit City
person or a Best Buy person. We are Circuit City
peeps. Repeat after me -- Buy Circuit City....Buy Circuit City....follow the watch with your eyes and forget about everything else...
Circuit
City
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Wal*Mart
The world's largest retailer and leader in being sued
by former employees, current employees, immigrants,
labor groups, women, men, children, "little people",
fashion designers, parents and gypsies, Wal-Mart also
happens to be
a pretty damned convenient place to shop.
Circuit City
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