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Impress Your Hot TA with a Better-Written Essay! Here's How!
Posted: 2009-03-26 00:39:13

Hello Intellistudents! Have you ever gotten stuck with a paper assignment that just isn’t working? I sure as hell have been there – especially when coming up with awesome blog topics for Intelly – but the excitement of being a social science major means the papers keep a-comin’. So over the years, I’ve perfected a few techniques – and by virtue of being awesome, you get the benefit of my years of trial-and-error without the, well, trial and error.

So let’s sexify some term p ... read more!

Intellistudent of the Week

Sara Bailey

Intellistudent of the Week, 2-23-2009

Sara is a criminal justice major that wants to work the K9 unit as a police officer. That means she likes dogs -- dogs that like to eat criminals for lunch. Good choice Sara -- I bet there's never a dull moment watching your best friend attack scumbags for a living!

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  Staying Home
Tips For Organizing Your Music Files
You've got all of your music downloaded and ready to go. You want to hear Madonna, but your tunes are all jumbled on your IPod and you have to wade through Black Sabbath, Willie Nelson and Yanni to get there (that's right -- Yanni. We know your little secret). What's the best way to organize these babies? We like to sandwich our death metal right between our gospel and folk music -- but that's just us. Maybe this article will give you some ideas.
  Friends & Family
Games For Your Cell Phone
A cell phone is not a cell phone if you don't have the appropriate collection of ringers, tones, pictures, MP3s and web browsers on it. Oh, and games too. You've GOT to have some cool games. If not, what are you gonna do while you're sitting in the waiting room of the clinic, waiting to get that burning sensation taken care of? You sure as hell don't want to make eye contact with anyone in that place. Here's a read about cell phone games. And wrap it up next time, will ya?
  Your Money
Negotiating an Auto Loan
Although you may not have much money these days, wheels are essential (unless, of course, you live in NYC, Boston or somewhere like that). Of course it's stupid to go out and buy a new car right now, but even to buy a jalopy a person of your, ahem --limited financial means -- will need a loan. And you need the one with the lowest rates. That's where we come in. With advice, idiot -- not a loan! Look at you, with pizza stains on your shirt and hair that hasn't been combed in a week. You think we'd let you borrow any jack from us?
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